Was trying to figure out my earnings for this tax year when I spotted this little anomaly paid into my account by a friend. Luckily it's nothing that needs declaring.
My friend Astrud is in a band called the Rayographs. They just made a video for their awesome tune 'Space Of The Halls'.
I originally suggested to them a treatment involving measuring the distance between the disparate members of my own scattered 'Hall' family on any given day. But that didn't happen. They politely declined. Something about the idea being "really bloody stupid."
This is my arm. It's broke apparently. Fractured to be precise. Not that the x-ray shows some gnarly cartoon break or anything (bit underwhelming really). But it definitely doesn't move anymore.