STAND AND DELIVER

Adam Ant's toilet. F'reals.

ELEVENSES

Happy new year. Don't remember any of it so far.

AMATEUR DRAMATICS

Sky was pretty weird tonight. Suppose it's pretty weird every night.

"RUSTY"

BANKING IN-JOKE MEGA LOLZ

Was trying to figure out my earnings for this tax year when I spotted this little anomaly paid into my account by a friend. Luckily it's nothing that needs declaring.

MORE OLDE

OLDE

RUBBISH

Why use a 'v' when a 'u' will do?

RAYOGRAPHS

My friend Astrud is in a band called the Rayographs. They just made a video for their awesome tune 'Space Of The Halls'.

I originally suggested to them a treatment involving measuring the distance between the disparate members of my own scattered 'Hall' family on any given day. But that didn't happen. They politely declined. Something about the idea being "really bloody stupid."

FLUFF'N'PUFF

There was a party.

In a launderette.

Jerome got in a tumble dryer. So did June.

Fluff.

 
And puff.*

(*P.S. Jerome took a couple of these photos. He does real ones sometimes too. Here).

GIVE UP

Stop eating cigarettes. Bad for you.

LOLz.

OH, I SEE

Listen. Learn. This man knows.

MESHES OF THE AFTERNOON

Maya Deren freaked me out at the Tate today. In a good way.

PRIDE

Brighton. Can do.

Dog.

Merch.

Fact.

METAL

METAL

METAL

And cricket. Knebworth is a funny place.

BROKEN THINGS

This is my arm. It's broke apparently. Fractured to be precise. Not that the x-ray shows some gnarly cartoon break or anything (bit underwhelming really). But it definitely doesn't move anymore.

Skateboarding... It's not for kids.

GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND

Five minutes into Glastonbury and some troublemaker is already driving up narrow lanes the wrong way.

Oh wait...

Cross-car high fives. Nice.

SIGNS